Wanna ask for a $ Raise?

Its the New Year! although times may not be so good, but still you can try asking for a raise....... nicely... :p

But how to ask your boss for a salary increase?

maybe you can try sending this letter!

Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $omething mo$t de$perately.

I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company.

I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re$pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely, Dearest Employee

But Hopefully you won't receive this reply the next day, LOL...

Oh my dear:

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed.
You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession.
After the NO vember presidential elections things may turn bad. I haveNOthing more to add NOw.

You kNOw what I mean.

Yours truly,
Manager