Saturday, May 23, 2009

What you shouldn't do when filling in an interview form...

Name: Ah Beng
Age: Still young


Sex: Never. Still under age

Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before


Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo


IC Number: 6735

Telephone number: House no telephone


Hand phone number: 3310

Address: Penang Jelutong

City : Nor Haliza?

Postcode: I never post anything


State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada


Marriage status: Secret

Email Address: Hotmail


Education Background: My teacher said not bad

Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD


Father's name: Daddy

Father's IC: You ask him


Mother's name: Mummy

Mother's IC: You ask her


Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood

Expected Salary: As much as you can pay


When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, very high


Grade: Ya, very high

College/University: College

Signature: Can I use chop?

***FAINT***



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